Men's 1s vs Brighton & Hove 6

Hailsham took on Brighton for the millionth time this season, Hailsham have smashed the life out of Brighton in all other games and were keen to keep their 💯 record intact. 

Hailsham started at a fast pace with Dave tearing down the right and delivering a pin point pass for Big Ange to knock in. With Josh Higgs pressing up and Josh Headey on the left combining well with Kieran and Chris Hayes. Hailsham were totally dominate in possession with Brighton forced to throw aerials, which Bailey cleared up and swiftly turned into Hailsham attacks. 

Flo peach was playing in his sweeper roll switching play and pulling the swings when the red mist came. Flo turning into a King Kong silver back and although, he didn’t climb any buildings, he did swat away the infant Brighton players earning a green card.

This is when Rham smoothed things out with his calming influence over umpires he managed to get the officials back on board by labelling one of them with technical terms that can't be repeated here 😇 Most people would think this was a bad thing but as Rham pointed out, not only was it true but it was likely the nicest thing he had ever said to a ref....

I quote a Brighton player talking about Rham “he is like the white knight of the hockey pitch picking people up and calming things down and he has an amazing tan."

Hailsham went on to score a second and the third before half time time the only worry a slight nose injury to Kieran as the ball got lifted up the nose in its full glory took the ball square on, god only nose how the ball wasn’t damaged. 

Rham gave a soothing talk to the forwards at half time asking for slightly more pressure on the ball. It was an inspirational and emotional talk which led to the forwards upping their game and scoring early in the second half to make the game 4-0. Hailsham could of had more with Motm Dan Ruthven and Luke Hayes charging down the right. Then the ball got knock up in the air I don’t know how it missed Kieran’s nose this time just a mystery how something that size avoided the ball. Lee managed to put his head on it with and great bit of control off the forehead.  

Hailsham once again smashed the life out of the Brighton club. Sam Rham got stitched up for dod for his amazing tan and inspired motivational talks by a bunch of stains xxx